Humpty Dumpty was standing on his apartment building roof ready to jump. S.W.A.T and dogs were about to take him down. Then a guy named Spud emerged from the forest. Spud was a potato. He convinced Humpty to get down and grab a soda.
Spud had talked to Humpty why he tired to commit suicide.
Humpty said “I hate being an egg”.
Then Spud said “I’m a potato”.
Spud could tell Humpty didn’t care. He wanted to help Humpty very much but he didn’t know how. Then they decided to leave Café Awesome after they had that horrifying soda and terrible talk. Spud drove a 2005 mini cooper. Spud took up the entire front area of the car so Humpty sat in the back. After about 30 minutes the mini cooper pulled up to a mental hospital. Humpty had fallen asleep and it took 20 nurses to take him in.
When he woke up he was in a room with white panels and nothing but a bed and a toilet. He yelled at the top of his lungs but nothing had happened. About one hour later Spud walked in with a doctor.
He said “you didn’t want to be an egg right?”
Humpty screamed and realized it was just a dream. Then he saw Spud and guess it wasn’t just a dream. Last we heard from Humpty was a scream coming from his apartment.
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